1. Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
    2. Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
    3. Me: *reads every book i own*
    4. Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
     
  1. hanoar:

    onlyblackgirl:

    The history of film in one scene

    👏👏👏👏

    (Source: frankoceanvevo, via lightbulbidea)

     
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  3. sniffing:

    do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

    (via inherited-characteristics)

     
  4. idreaminwords:

    Raven’s mom knows what’s up

    (Source: pack-mchale, via r0scoe)

     

  5. -annoying:

    i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

    (via thenameisbunny)

     
  6. deanshuggybear:

    fozmeadows:

    In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist

    game of thrones

    (Source: misterjakes, via notpatrickstumph)

     

  7. lostinspecifictime:

    nothings more emo than reciting the entire end to get busy living or get busy dying perfect word for word

    (Source: juhjamz, via misssaracriss)

     

  8. things that are enjoyable:

    • showers

    things that are not enjoyable:

    • getting in the shower
    • getting out of the shower

    (Source: danmangan, via searchingforgreatperhaps)

     

  9. bromancer:

    i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

    (via lukehemmingly)

     
  10. Alternative Press

    (Source: crawlingindark, via openupthefloodgates)

     

  11. the-nameless-bird:

    albuscarfypotter:

    i feel like every video game has “that annoying underwater level”

    image

    (Source: nicedynmite, via lukehemmingly)

     
  12. cooasswhiteboiii47:

    thekingofhorror:

    robemmy:

    Hypocrisy

    So fucking powerful.

    can’t get over this

    (via sonicslytherin)

     
  13. porch:

    best insult ever

    (via transientdays)

     

  14. equiuszahhak:

    BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

    (Source: hanamurateruteru, via transientdays)