kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

lazarusgirl:

secretninjachild:

#can we just appreciate the fact that the Queen agreed to be a BOND GIRL just for one night?

What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.

She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids.

best moment in television ever

biggest plot twist in television EVER. 

instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

xekstrin:

literally the perfect man

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

lordblackthorn:

marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

ronweasley:

I (h)ate everything, a novel by me.

khaleesi:

god fucking damn it