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  4. wvnderbar:

    “may” contain nudity? either it does or it doesn’t don’t waste my fucking time

    (Source: neptunain, via mynameisping)

     

  5. dearborns:

    foxnewsofficial:

    they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

    if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

    (via sonicslytherin)

     
  6. tyleroakley:

    Why I’m Going to Hell Things On My Tumblr.

    (Source: iraffiruse)

     
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  9. "The rather wonderful English word tmesis, which, so far as I know, is the only English word that begins with the letters “tm”. T-M-E-S-I-S; it’s rather wonderful. Which is that … when you cut a word in half by putting another word inside, like saying “abso-blooming-lutely,” or “sen-fucking-sational”."
     
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  12. effington:

    Needed: universal nonverbal sign for “I recognize the reference on your graphic tee”

    (via gandalph)

     

  13. africans:

    how do i know if this is a jason derulo song or not if only he could let me know in some way

    (Source: swellsea, via rangerhhansen)

     

  14. so adam was just like ‘you know, i think the reason why we tumbl…’ in reference to this site..

    and i was expecting something more profound than

    ’..is so we can get back upl’

     
  15. fuckmetodubstep:

    inanis-et-vacua:

    the-blind-guardian:

    It really depends on the beer, son.

    Aye, craft beer is where it’s at when it comes to American beer. That and Sam Adams.

    American beer has always tasted like piss.. 

    (Source: alexfisherson, via springbruises)